I just don’t understand people sometimes. I feel like a observant alien trying to figure why the human species say and do some of the most petty and dumbest bullshit known to man. Really. It just boggles my mind sometimes. Maybe I should blame it on global warming and the ever depleting ozone layer that’s contributing to the increasing rate of stupidity amongst the human race. Very harsh statement? Absofuckinglutely. And I meant it. I’ve tried to get people the benefit of a doubt but they just (as I have correctly predicted numerous times) always disappointed me. Always. Two examples for instances:

1: Having a crush on someone then suddenly they start playing mind games and leading you on like a idiot. But you’re not that oblivious to their bullshit. 

—-> Moral point: Fuck having crushes. Not really worth it. Could easily push me into being asexual. YES. I said it. 

2: Doing something nice for someone and they in turn, the said person decides to complain about the most fucking dumbest little details possible to other people (a certain gossipy hypocritical gorilla whore you don’t like to be exact.

—-> Moral point: GET THE FUCK OVER IT. If it wasn’t really important, you wouldn’t have done shit for them. All in your face with a crocodile smile and nitpicking over stupid bullshit behind your back. Real classy, back biting bitch.

With these things aside, I have met some genuine, cool and honest people, which gives me some hope in lessening my disdain for humanity. While people my age are all into getting married (retching), having kids (retches more) and yatta…yatta…yatta Taylor Swift and all that crap, whereas I’m thinking about how the fuck I’m going to get by through this life. At this point, I’ve just given up on society. People are just….expendable. Attach and detach. To you, it may seem crazy, but to me, it’s probably for the best. Now must prep for being a cynically introverted and slightly misandric spinster…or whatever. *insert dry half hearted laugh here* 

5 months ago · Notes